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Family Eats LSD-Tainted Meat, Goes Home With a New Brother
Fri Mar 7, 2014
In reply to: AUricle #4 Knock it off.
Snowden Leaks Could Cost Military Billions: Pentagon
Thu Mar 6, 2014
In reply to: ORB 1943 #1.11 LOL All the neo@!$%# asswipes are squirming that he shed light on their treasonious activities. They support spying on American citizens while also claiming that we're a "free" nation. F*cking imbeciles.
Amid Ukraine Crisis, Senators Eye State Defense Interests
Wed Mar 5, 2014
They'll wine about this but I bet none of them has the balls to call for cutting ALL foreign aid. Cowards.
'Our Mom Is Trying to Kill Us!': Hero Recounts Ocean Rescue
Wed Mar 5, 2014
In reply to: Missy-2335760 #39 That sounds like a great idea. Why don't you pay for it?
NASA Wants $17.5 Billion for Science Missions, Flying Telescope
Tue Mar 4, 2014
In reply to: clarkjoebob #1.2 But I bet you think wasting hundreds of billions on warmongering and foreign aid is a good investment, right? Stupid neocon.
Burger King Adds Lower Cal 'Satisfries' To Kid's Meal
Tue Mar 4, 2014
In reply to: JS in SD #1 Why go to Burger King if you're going to eat a fruit salad? This is getting silly.
33 Dead, 130 Injured in China Knife-Wielding Spree
Sat Mar 1, 2014
In reply to: JohnnyOnTheSpot-3794903 #82 Good thing China has strict gun control laws. Because as the libtards have told us over and over, mass killings are impossible without guns.
Potent New Painkiller May Prove Lethal for Addicts, Critics Warn
Thu Feb 27, 2014
In reply to: spitfire18213 #2.2 The same morons who oppose this new drug are also against medical marijuana.
U.S. Plans $1 Billion Loan to Ukraine, Kerry Says
Wed Feb 26, 2014
In reply to: jerryb-1604912 #16 I bet the members of our armed forces are going to be happy to know we still have plenty of money to give to foreign countries even as we're cutting back on their benefits.
AR-15 Issued to School Police in One Utah District
Tue Feb 25, 2014
In reply to: U talking 2 me #2.4 I noticed you didn't refute the guy who proved you wrong about police carrying these weapons. Libtards only want gun control to apply to regular citizens, not the police and body guards who protect the gun-grabbing politicians.
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